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Raila Purchases 4 Choppers From France In The Preparation For 2022 Race

The ODM leader and former prime minister has purchased four more choppers from France. The Standard News Paper in their report divulged that the payment had been completed ahead of the delivery “Payment schedule for the choppers was completed last week pending delivery, with assembling set to be done in Nairobi,” This revelation comes only a day after the ODM bigwig received the public address system from USA. “Yesterday, Raila also received a public address system procured from the United States for his public rallies,” also written in the report A member of parliament affiliated to ODM revealed that Raila Odinga acquired the choppers in preparation of the 2022 campaign and added that the choppers will arrive soon “The party has in the past pronounced itself on its plans for 2022. These are normal preparations. We expect the choppers to be shipped soon before they can be assembled locally,”

Man Demonstrates How he is Gearing up to Counter Consequences Of Valentines

Ladies are advised to brace up for tougher times ahead as their men continue to distant themselves from the possible outcome of the valentines. Barely a few days after the valentines, they are already sending messages online on how they are going to thwart the possible repercussions of the valentines A number of rib cracking memes have continued to surface in the social media depicting how the men are gearing up to counter any allegations against them particularly those of impregnation during the valentines day Among the trending ones is a picture of man who looked his genitals with a padlock just to prove that he didn’t engender. The aftermath of valentines is very excruciating especially to those who will find themselves as parents after an unplanned pregnancy Elsewher, a group of men were captured busy taming their 'cassavas' see the video

Twa Twa Twaing in The Car Lands Couple in Trouble

A couple who were on the lunch break decided to satisfy their other needs after eating and drinking to their satisfaction. At the mid of their steamy session, astray photographer noticed an unusual motion exhibited by their parked car an decided to take a closer look. The photographer quickly took out his camera and started capturing the scene when he realized what was happening inside the car In that moment also, a bunch of bystanders took an interest on the happenings and moved towards the couple’s car and before long there was a crowd build up around the car The car occupants were jolted out of the love ecstasies by an unwanted presence around the windows. All their efforts to safe the situation proved futile as the roaring crowd soon flung the out of the car. On man suggested that they should be set ablaze, another one said they should be clobbered and frog matched to the police station. A passing by police land rover however dispersed the crowd before they could h...

"We even play your songs in the church" a Motswana guy tells Otile Brown

It all started after the secular artist, Otile Brown shared a link on his facebook page requesting his fans to share and subscribe. His elated fans started pampering him immediately with sweet words on why they love him and how they love his songs. This went on until a purported Motswana declared that they love his songs to the extend of playing them even in the church “Love your songs a lot, here in Botswana we even listen them at church” wrote the user by the name Sillih Jimmie. The social media DCIs however couldn’t let this pass them as they soon excavated a post dated 2018 written in pure swahili which proved that the user is just another Kenyan. Sensing defeat, Jimmie reprimanded his one those who unmasked him also in solid swahili! Jimmie’s little show let to the mushrooming of several other Kenyans masquerading as foreign admirers from around the world. Below are some screen-grabs of the various reactions from the fans

"Wife Material" see the latest photo of Amber Ray That Left Men Talking

Amber Ray's recent Instagram has left tongues wagging. The photo of her in a ‘dera’ left men drooling over her gorgeous figure. Her new look seems to have taken her fans by surprise given that she usually wears classy and more ‘generous’ attire Her fans were amazed at how wifely she could be. Depicted by dera clothing and made even more pronounced by the act of displaying her cooking skills, the men could not help but conclude that indeed she is a wife material Here are some of the reactions from her fans @henryhak37 wrote “ I can’t believe that it is you, but it is lit as usual” Another user by the name @marya_sneakers wrote ‘kumbe unakuaga wife material’ @chrisdizananews wrote “kama wewe ndo Eric Omondi anatafuta”